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kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

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the-dick-lord-levi:

So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” 

And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  

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homierectus:

bigeisamazing:

rihannainfinity:

August 30: Rihanna hydro jet surfing in Sardina, Italy


she’s evolving faster than we thought 


Can’t wait to see her final form

homierectus:

bigeisamazing:

rihannainfinity:

August 30: Rihanna hydro jet surfing in Sardina, Italy

she’s evolving faster than we thought

Can’t wait to see her final form

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

— 5 minutes ago with 9746 notes

basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

— 6 minutes ago with 258468 notes

samclafs:

the level of fierceness in this one gif is overwhelming 

(Source: margaerystyrells, via dutchster)

— 13 minutes ago with 314180 notes

andrvw:

black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment 

(via ruinedchildhood)

— 16 minutes ago with 326062 notes

kidgarbage:

Flower Power - Sophie Gamand

Flower Power is about challenging myself to approach pit bulls with a fresh perspective and an open heart. I invite the viewer to do the same." [x]

All dogs photographed are available for adoption in NYC here, here and here

(Source: mustiest, via freaks-and-fireflies)

— 18 minutes ago with 41702 notes